Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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