How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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