Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
