Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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