problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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