Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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