what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
