Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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