her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
