Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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