So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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