Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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