I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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