Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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