So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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