Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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