? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you