Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.