:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me