Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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