it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
