that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.