whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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