I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That's intense
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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