I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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