Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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