I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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