porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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