Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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