it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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