So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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