i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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