Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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