another moral hangover. fuck.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
