im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
