i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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