i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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