hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he shaved USA in his pubs
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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