Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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