He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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