she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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