doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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