What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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