I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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