oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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