I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
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he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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