WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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