we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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