So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
sarcasm needs its own font
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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