Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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