I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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