Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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