How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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