so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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