Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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