Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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