he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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